by EMILY, MELODY, MADELINE, NIAYA, AJ, & NICK
I went to the store
Just got paid
So I bought a Slim Jim
I paid for it and took a bite Loving the flavor Then the next thing
Falling into a hole
And seeing a huge rat
I reach in my pocket and pull out some hand-sanitizer
With aloe and vitamin E
I put it all over my hands and pet the cat to let it know
That I am a friend
When I friended the cat
The cat let me use black nail polish
Since they were out of white nail polish
Soon as I smelled it
I got addicted
Yes addicted to nail polish
I rubbed lip balm on me to get more of my addiction
The cat got suspicious and bit my arm
I reach for my other pocket and pull out my
Gel pens and stab it
But it turned into a rainbow cat
The cat flew away and I grab a bag
And collect what I lost, my severed hand
And my sanity